Web archivists find 80s “Members Only” jacket and unlock access to all premium WordPress products.

The Internet and Kansas City Kansas — A team of web archivists recently stumbled upon a “Members Only” jacket when retrieving their own coats after their Thanksgiving dinner at their parents’ house. Chris, who wished to remain mostly anonymous, put it on hoping to re-live a part of 80s fashion he was too young to remember.

Reports say that Thomas, his archivist teammate, suddenly heard Chris’ phone notifications blow up with a flood of emails coming in. The two reviewed what was going on and realized that Chris now had membership accounts at the top levels on every premium WordPress business.

Not wanting to push his luck, Chris left wearing the found jacket, fearing that if removed the memberships would be revoked. Thomas, not wanting to be left out of such a monumental deal, was last seen looking through all the remaining garments in the entry way, seeking out a second jacket.